La Polizia,
The Italians love their uniforms and considering the Italians’ contribution to world fashion, it’s no wonder. People in uniform in this country are both simultaneously sharp and scary. Cops in this county travel in packs of no less than three and it’s not uncommon to see five or more at one time. There are several layers of law enforcement around here. I quote from
Memorize the following emergency numbers: 112 carabinieri (local police); 113 polizia (state police); If you want to report a disturbance such as noise, illegal activity or loitering, call the
vigili urbani (urban police) at 051.266626. If you call to report a loud party or other
minor public disturbance, the police may also stop by your house to hear your version of
events. The polizia municipale (city police) have an informative website in Italian for information on most safety issues.
The person in uniform who scares me the most is the train conductor. I’m rarely doing anything that would warrant the attention of anyone in uniform, except when I’m riding the rails. Conductors don’t have gun, but they do have this little hole puncher, which they wear in a holster on their belt like it’s a gun. When they approach you on the train you are seated and they are standing, which gives them the advantage. Then they ask you something in Italian, which you inevitably reply to in a way that tips your hand that you aren’t from around here. Then you hand them your ticket, which they don’t just look at and punch, but really look at. They look at the ticket, they look at you, they look at your ticket again. They raise one eyebrow. At this point, I’m usually pulling out my passport and wondering if I should slip a fifty Euro note in it. Then they pull out a pen (a pen!) and mark your ticket by hand, and finally they draw their hole puncher from their holster and punch your ticket, while simultaneously staring you in the eye, to make sure that you don’t morph into someone new as soon as he gives it the ok. The first few times it’s terrifying.
So in short, don’t mess with The Man no matter what costume he is wearing. He’s got the power and I am but a traveler in this land.
Note: It occurs to me that the current debate over school uniforms in
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